Holiday Battle Plan

Holiday variety pack inspired by one of our favorite movies of all time, Home Alone.

The Short’s Holiday Battle Plan: Four beers to chug faster than Fuller chugs Pepsi. Whether you’re sitting down to a highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner while home alone or heading over to your Uncle Frank’s to hang out in a house that is so full of people it makes you sick, this pack has the beers for you. Beers that will make you say “Holy cow!” Beers that make you feel like you’re flying first class while the kids are back in coach. Beers that can make your family disappear and that you can chuck down the stairs at some stupid wet bandits and say “do you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more?” You get our point. Keep the change, ya filthy animals.

Oh-Kay – ABV: 5.1% – IBU: 45
Junk and Rubbish – ABV: 7.7% – IBU: 21
Thirsty For More – ABV: 4.4% – IBU: 0
Silver Tuna – ABV: 4.1% – IBU: 8