Hump Day Hot Loins (and Bareback)
February is here and you know what that means,
It’s time for a beer that makes you weak in the knees.
This year’s a little different, we doubled our efforts,
So you and your sweetie can have two fermented beverages.
We’ve brewed a two pack filled with one beer and one cider,
Made with aphrodisiacs, they’re sure to excite (him or) her.
Honey, passion flower, rose hips, and vanilla,
These ingredients constitute some romantic beverages that are killa’.
44 ounces for only $19.99,
This Yours and Mine two pack is simply sublime.
Love is blind (or at least a little blurry),
Pick up a two pack for your sweetie, get to Short’s Mart or the pub in a hurry!